Happy Birthday to me...this year it's a pity party

Well, it's humiliating to say this but, for reasons both good and bad, I'm out of job. I will be gainfully employed for 6 weeks this summer but, after that, nada. I currently have $140 in my bank account. Granted, I am due to receive my final payment, but it still isn't going to cover rent and bills- much less food, vet bills, and gasoline.
To those of you who know my in real life (you know who you are, Micah!) please don't blab it around. It's a strike to my pride as it is.
My life currently blows. I need to find full-time employment now as well as get into grad school. My birthday is on the 20th of June, so I'll be asking my parents for money instead of gifts (assuming they remember me this year... ). I have freaking clue what to do. I can't tell my parents- it would kill them- so I have to find a job that's better than the one I had and tell them that I simply needed a change. Or something... I don't know.

Oy vey. Money issues suck so bad.